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Then it happened. The sausage developed hygroscopic qualities. It foretold the weather by dripping before rain. Hero the experiment ended when Mrs. Dunphy, who disapproved of the exudations in the bathroom, removed the sausage to the dustbin. Who knows what other properties it might have developed? It might have reacted to sunspots, foretold droughts, generated atomic energy. For the intrepid experimenter who will carry on where Myles left off there waits fame, perhaps martyrdom, even divorce. | Then it happened. The sausage developed hygroscopic qualities. It foretold the weather by dripping before rain. Hero the experiment ended when Mrs. Dunphy, who disapproved of the exudations in the bathroom, removed the sausage to the dustbin. Who knows what other properties it might have developed? It might have reacted to sunspots, foretold droughts, generated atomic energy. For the intrepid experimenter who will carry on where Myles left off there waits fame, perhaps martyrdom, even divorce. | ||
- | ONE SUNDAY IN SAMOA | + | =====One Sunday In Samoa.===== |
- | It was Sunday when we nosed our way up to the reef nt Apia and' | + | |
- | It had been Sunday the day before but that ditntt | + | It was Sunday when we nosed our way up to the reef at Apia and made fast to a buoy just outside the lagoon. |
- | A Sabbatical calm broodJd | + | |
- | Campbell from down south New Zealand way, Barklie, a Dublin man and Klein the American wandered along the street with me, debating as to how we should spend. the 'afternoon. | + | It had been Sunday the day before but that didn' |
- | 92: tell fr_vew" said Klein in his sleek well-fed tones, "there is only one thing to do. We've gotta climb this hill where Rarbert Louis Stevenson is hurried. My lil wife back home would never speak to me again if I told. her I hadn't seen the tomb." | + | |
- | " | + | A Sabbatical calm brooded |
- | "One can drive part of the way I believe,' | + | |
- | Sirriezy | + | Campbell from down south New Zealand way, Barklie, a Dublin man and Klein the American wandered along the street with me, debating as to how we should spend the afternoon. |
- | After some argument we selected a car and subsided on to seats spread with snowy antimacassars. Our Jehu seized the wheel and. we hurtled, at a furious | + | |
- | "From here - walk" said. our charioteer; and. we descended, charging him to return for us after a suitable interval. | + | " |
- | Another cotton...clad figure edged. forward from where it had been. squatting on the broken stone wall. | + | |
- | "You go Stevets tombVi | + | "It' |
- | " | + | |
- | No one protested so we fell into line, carefully avoiding the stinging nettles that bordered the path. We crossed a babbling brook and -started on the upwawd | + | "One can drive part of the way I believe," |
- | " | + | |
- | sure beautiful" | + | Sundry |
- | The -oath steepened here, and our fitful conversation ceased. Presently by mutual consent we paused for a breather on the root of a tree, but our respite was brief. Clouds of mosquitoes descended upon us with whoops of delight and spurred us en. | + | |
- | 4 | + | After some argument we selected a car and subsided on to seats spread with snowy antimacassars. Our Jehu seized the wheel and we hurtled at a furious |
- | 9. | + | |
+ | "From here - walk" said our charioteer; and we descended, charging him to return for us after a suitable interval. | ||
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+ | Another cotton-clad figure edged forward from where it had been squatting on the broken stone wall. | ||
+ | |||
+ | "You go Steve' | ||
+ | |||
+ | "I come" | ||
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+ | No one protested so we fell into line, carefully avoiding the stinging nettles that bordered the path. We crossed a babbling brook and started on the upward | ||
+ | |||
+ | " | ||
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+ | The path steepened here, and our fitful conversation ceased. Presently by mutual consent we paused for a breather on the root of a tree, but our respite was brief. Clouds of mosquitoes descended upon us with whoops of delight and spurred us on. | ||
We toiled upwards for another fifteen minutes, oozing at every pore. " | We toiled upwards for another fifteen minutes, oozing at every pore. " | ||
- | Our guide, cool and serene, made gostures | + | |
- | "It may be in some methods of reckoning" | + | Our guide, cool and serene, made gestures |
- | " | + | |
- | "I guess they hated to put it there" said Klein. " | + | "It may be in some methods of reckoning" |
- | "You know" I saineicieaively, "it must have been a very difficult business getting the coffin to the top of this hill. I wonder how long it took thnm to do it?" | + | |
- | "Ask little Solomon here" said Campbell, "he might toll you all about it. I | + | " |
- | Klein hailed our guide in what he fondly believed to be Island English. "This fella Stove" he said, "him dead. You put him on top of hill. How long it take you, carry him up this damsteep | + | |
- | " | + | "I guess they hated to put it there" said Klein. " |
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+ | "You know" I said reflectively, "it must have been a very difficult business getting the coffin to the top of this hill. I wonder how long it took them to do it?" | ||
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+ | "Ask little Solomon here" said Campbell, "he might tell you all about it." | ||
+ | |||
+ | Klein hailed our guide in what he fondly believed to be Island English. "This fella Steve" he said, "him dead. You put him on top of hill. How long it take you, carry him up this dam-steep | ||
+ | |||
+ | " | ||
Klein tried again. | Klein tried again. | ||
- | "When Steve die, you put him up top, in tomb. How long it take yot get him up this hill?" | + | |
+ | "When Steve die, you put him up top, in tomb. How long it take you get him up this hill?" | ||
Blank silence for awhile. Then, " | Blank silence for awhile. Then, " | ||
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A guffaw of laughter broke the stillness of the bush. | A guffaw of laughter broke the stillness of the bush. | ||
- | " | + | |
- | He heaved | + | " |
- | On a little flat knoll, about ten yards across, hemmed in by palm and hibiscus, is a long slab of plain grey stone. Along the ledge at one side of it a recent pilgrim had traced " | + | |
- | Below us stretched ridge on ridge of tropical | + | He heaved |
- | "Here he lies where he longed to be" this child of the dour north, with its grey skies and its piercing winds and its rain here, at peace, in the warm silence, shaded by hibiscus and palm. | + | |
- | Hail and farewell, | + | On a little flat knoll, about ten yards across, hemmed in by palm and hibiscus, is a long slab of plain grey stone. Along the ledge at one side of it a recent pilgrim had traced " |
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+ | Below us stretched ridge on ridge of tropical | ||
+ | |||
+ | "Here he lies where he longed to be" | ||
+ | |||
+ | Hail and farewell, | ||
10. | 10. | ||
THE MAN WITH THE TAR BRUSH. | THE MAN WITH THE TAR BRUSH. |
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