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Your child can either\\ | Your child can either\\ | ||
- | a) Cheat (This includes calling Your Cox trip "A Holiday in the Blue Mountains" | + | a) Cheat (This includes calling Your Cox trip "A Holiday in the Blue Mountains" |
or b) Refuse to go on holidays. | or b) Refuse to go on holidays. | ||
- | The second choice is obviously preferable and is the more likely for families specialising in Wet Easter Trips, | + | The second choice is obviously preferable and is the more likely for families specialising in Wet Easter Trips. |
- | 30 School Bag Schizophrenia: | + | |
- | Typically, the parent will have stated that "no child of mine is going to have drooping shoulders, deformed back or a lopsided gait" | + | |
- | and, in a grand packcarrying | + | 3 School Bag Schizophrenia: |
- | a) lose the satchel, or | + | Typically, the parent will have stated that "no child of mine is going to have drooping shoulders, deformed back or a lopsided gait" |
+ | a) lose the satchel, or\\ | ||
b) lose his parents. | b) lose his parents. | ||
If you fail to observe this phenomenon, the only sure solution is to choose a rainy day when your child has left his rain gear at school, and proceed to send, the child off to school, in a CAPE GROUNDSHEET. | If you fail to observe this phenomenon, the only sure solution is to choose a rainy day when your child has left his rain gear at school, and proceed to send, the child off to school, in a CAPE GROUNDSHEET. | ||
Any child surviving this last treatment is beyond saving and would by psychologically unsuited to anything other than bushwalking anyway. | Any child surviving this last treatment is beyond saving and would by psychologically unsuited to anything other than bushwalking anyway. | ||
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