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196910 [2016/04/11 15:29] kennettj196910 [2016/04/23 09:39] – [The Fallen Idol] kennettj
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 The track is obviously a cattle track from the Hunter to the west built up, graded sufficiently obscure for nefarious activities. It skirts Mt Cox, passing impressive balancing sandstone slabs, the foliage only slightly scratchy. Towards Pomany the only water is encountered, muddy, barely flowing, incredibly sweet. This is not where Pat has planned lunch. He is no match for the white ants. Two dried leaves, a flaring match is legitimately the start of a lunch fire. It is, after all, exactly midday. The oranges can wait for more desperate times. The track is obviously a cattle track from the Hunter to the west built up, graded sufficiently obscure for nefarious activities. It skirts Mt Cox, passing impressive balancing sandstone slabs, the foliage only slightly scratchy. Towards Pomany the only water is encountered, muddy, barely flowing, incredibly sweet. This is not where Pat has planned lunch. He is no match for the white ants. Two dried leaves, a flaring match is legitimately the start of a lunch fire. It is, after all, exactly midday. The oranges can wait for more desperate times.
  
-Pat assaults Pomany. Not a difficult task. There is an Alpine flora on top and the aforesaid 6000 squaremiles of view. While the rest of us disport ourselves, Pat looks at his map for the thousandth time. There is no ready solace. Beneath the map, in his marsupial holder, there is an aerial photo on which I can't even see the abundant cliffs. Beneath the photo, a last resort, there is a preliminary contour map. The cliffs arc really black on this one.+Pat assaults Pomany. Not a difficult task. There is an Alpine flora on top and the aforesaid 6000 square miles of view. While the rest of us disport ourselves, Pat looks at his map for the thousandth time. There is no ready solace. Beneath the map, in his marsupial holder, there is an aerial photo on which I can't even see the abundant cliffs. Beneath the photo, a last resort, there is a preliminary contour map. The cliffs arc really black on this one.
  
 We all descend the basalt sore: like the men of the Duke of York. Below the basalt there is scratchy foliage and a cliff. We sidle through more scratchifoija to a ridge. And another cliff. We look with more interest than hope over other cliffs and into deeper chasms. Pat is confused. I am not. I know that I will can near the Pomany hut, rise late and retrace my steps along the rides. We all descend the basalt sore: like the men of the Duke of York. Below the basalt there is scratchy foliage and a cliff. We sidle through more scratchifoija to a ridge. And another cliff. We look with more interest than hope over other cliffs and into deeper chasms. Pat is confused. I am not. I know that I will can near the Pomany hut, rise late and retrace my steps along the rides.
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 I pulled my sleeping bag over my head. I had made a separate peace. I pulled my sleeping bag over my head. I had made a separate peace.
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 Your child can either\\ Your child can either\\
-a) Cheat (This includes calling Your Cox trip "A Holiday in the Blue Mountains")+a) Cheat (This includes calling Your Cox trip "A Holiday in the Blue Mountains")\\
 or b) Refuse to go on holidays. or b) Refuse to go on holidays.
  
-The second choice is obviously preferable and is the more likely for families specialising in Wet Easter Trips+The second choice is obviously preferable and is the more likely for families specialising in Wet Easter Trips.
-30 School Bag Schizophrenia: +
-Typically, the parent will have stated that "no child of mine is going to have drooping shoulders, deformed back or a lopsided gait"+
  
-and, in a grand packcarrying prelude, will send. the child, off tO school harnessed to a bodybuilding, healthgiving satchel. This will bring mockery from the entire district ezd.cause the child to either +3 School Bag Schizophrenia:\\ 
-a) lose the satchel, or+Typically, the parent will have stated that "no child of mine is going to have drooping shoulders, deformed back or a lopsided gait" and, in a grand pack carrying prelude, will send. the child, off to school harnessed to a bodybuilding, health giving satchel. This will bring mockery from the entire district, causing the child to either\\ 
 +a) lose the satchel, or\\
 b) lose his parents. b) lose his parents.
    
 If you fail to observe this phenomenon, the only sure solution is to choose a rainy day when your child has left his rain gear at school, and proceed to send, the child off to school, in a CAPE GROUNDSHEET. If you fail to observe this phenomenon, the only sure solution is to choose a rainy day when your child has left his rain gear at school, and proceed to send, the child off to school, in a CAPE GROUNDSHEET.
 Any child surviving this last treatment is beyond saving and would by psychologically unsuited to anything other than bushwalking anyway. Any child surviving this last treatment is beyond saving and would by psychologically unsuited to anything other than bushwalking anyway.
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