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The Brent Goose will no doubt continue to winter in England where, even if he has no vote, he enjoys representation. | The Brent Goose will no doubt continue to winter in England where, even if he has no vote, he enjoys representation. | ||
16. | 16. | ||
- | IT WAS ALL_ SNOW'S FAULT | + | |
- | or | + | ====== It Was All Snow's Fault - Or Bludging with Brown ====== |
- | BLUDGING WITH BROWN | + | |
- | - By the whole party. | + | By the whole party. |
This was a typical S.B.W. trip; it didn't go - well, anyway, not as per programme. | This was a typical S.B.W. trip; it didn't go - well, anyway, not as per programme. | ||
- | Originally we were to go to Colong Caves and Snow Brown was leader, but Snow was lurking at Penrith refreshment rooms so the party made a snap decision at Central to take the leader to Jenolan. The beauty of this scheme was that we had heard that the Catholic Bushwalkers were also going to Jenolan that week-end, presumably | + | |
- | with permission to cave, and here was our opportunity for some first- class bludging - perhaps we could even borrow their duralumin ladder. | + | Originally we were to go to Colong Caves and Snow Brown was leader, but Snow was lurking at Penrith refreshment rooms so the party made a snap decision at Central to take the leader to Jenolan. The beauty of this scheme was that we had heard that the Catholic Bushwalkers were also going to Jenolan that week-end, presumably with permission to cave, and here was our opportunity for some first- class bludging - perhaps we could even borrow their duralumin ladder. |
- | The Admiral escorted the three girls of the party into a dog- box with a gent in one corner and a do-dah-what in the other. (Sorry to have to mention this structure, but both it and the gent are important to our story.) The Admiral outlined the plot to utilize the C.B.C. by careful infiltration of their camp and unobtrusively | + | |
- | adding ourselves to their party whilst caving. " | + | The Admiral escorted the three girls of the party into a dog-box with a gent in one corner and a do-dah-what in the other. (Sorry to have to mention this structure, but both it and the gent are important to our story.) The Admiral outlined the plot to utilize the C.B.C. by careful infiltration of their camp and unobtrusively adding ourselves to their party whilst caving. " |
- | From then on the conversation became more general. And then a second plot emerged - Heather hid one pack in the do-dah-what | + | |
- | so when Snow joined us he would think that the Admiral hadn't turned | + | From then on the conversation became more general. And then a second plot emerged - Heather hid one pack in the do-dah-what so when Snow joined us he would think that the Admiral hadn't turned up, thus leaving |
- | up, thus 7eaving | + | |
- | Snow joined us at Penrith counted packs and bods, and assumed the gent in the corner was a tourist, which indeed he looked with clean shoes and creasedpants. We told you it was all Snow's fault. | + | Snow joined us at Penrith counted packs and bods, and assumed the gent in the corner was a tourist, which indeed he looked with clean shoes and creased pants. We told you it was all Snow's fault. |
- | We elaborated the Admiral' | + | |
- | Disaster struck at Blackheath As our silent friend prepared to leave us we saw the medallion badge on his pack, and now he claimed one of the caving helmets in the luggage rack. He was a member of the CB.C. caving | + | We elaborated the Admiral' |
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- | Sc | + | Disaster struck at Blackheath. As our silent friend prepared to leave us we saw the medallion badge on his pack, and now he claimed one of the caving helmets in the luggage rack. He was a member of the C.B.C. caving |
- | 17. | + | |
- | Elaine Skinner, Basil Jackson and my friend Jim Weston. Do you know Jim Weston?" | + | Our silent gent gave us a long, deep, thoughtful look before he replied, "I am Jim Weston." |
- | Our silent gent gave us a long, deep, thoughtful look before he replied, "I am Jim Weston." | + | |
- | For once S.B.W. had nothing to say - not even the Admiral. | + | As the train moved slowly out of Blackheath we collapsed on the floor helpless with laughter. For the rest of the trip to Mt. Victoria we racked our brains, with heartfelt groans, to recall what we had said. Our next problem |
- | As the train moved slowly out of Blackheath we collapsed on the floa helpless with laughter. For the rest of the trip to Mt. Victoria we racked our brains, with heartfelt groans, to recall what we had said. Our next Problem | + | |
- | * the C.B.C. party. | + | Fortunately we reached the campsite first and grabbed the best possies and tent poles and pinched the woodpile. We were in bed when they arrived, so it was 10 o' |
- | Fortunately we reached the campsite first and grabbed the best possies and tent poles and pinched the woodpile. We were in bed when they arrived, so It was 10 o' | + | |
- | However, on our return from caving it was obvious that the cat was out of the bag and that Weston had spilt the beans. So we approached in fear and trembling when we saw their knowing grins - should we be brave or should we sneak past? Then we decided on the brazen approach, "Does anyone here know o ur friend Jim Weston?" | + | However, on our return from caving it was obvious that the cat was out of the bag and that Weston had spilt the beans. So we approached in fear and trembling when we saw their knowing grins - should we be brave or should we sneak past? Then we decided on the brazen approach, "Does anyone here know our friend Jim Weston?" |
- | Evidently they all did, and so do we now. Just ask any of our party do they know Jim Weston and they' | + | |
+ | Evidently they all did, and so do we now. Just ask any of our party do they know Jim Weston and they' | ||
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THE JOYS OF AQUA-LUNGING | THE JOYS OF AQUA-LUNGING | ||
(As seen through the eyes of a novice) | (As seen through the eyes of a novice) |
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